It's been a long week - I didn't get the holiday Monday off work so while everyone has worked 4 days I have worked 5, and it feels like 12. This really isn't so bad except that I have made no progress in getting up to date and I think setting fire to my desk is the only way to conquer Paper Mountain.
The last few weeks I have been getting out on those crazy power walks everyday, and the scales were my friends for a brief period, and I felt pretty ace in general and nothing like the crabby bitch I usually am. This week I am out injured and have lost all motivation for doing the damn walks anyhow, and the anti-inflammatory tablets I'm on make me 5 kinds of sleepy.
Why is it that no matter how much weight I lose I still feel like a fat old woman?
Why are there some people who always get everything they want even when they don't deserve it?
Do I deserve the things I want?
Feel free to answer these questions in essay form.
The last few weeks I have been getting out on those crazy power walks everyday, and the scales were my friends for a brief period, and I felt pretty ace in general and nothing like the crabby bitch I usually am. This week I am out injured and have lost all motivation for doing the damn walks anyhow, and the anti-inflammatory tablets I'm on make me 5 kinds of sleepy.
Why is it that no matter how much weight I lose I still feel like a fat old woman?
Why are there some people who always get everything they want even when they don't deserve it?
Do I deserve the things I want?
Feel free to answer these questions in essay form.
5 Comments:
Can I not answer them in essay form?
Sure, if you like to see me suffer. And I know you do.
Yeah, but only in the good way.
Why Loz Feels Like a Fat Old Woman
By Ubermilf
Loz feels like a fat old woman because legions of media moguls spend billions of dollars to make her feel that way.
If she felt young and pretty and sexy, she wouldn't buy products. Thus, a contant barrage of brainwashing must assault her on a daily basis.
In conclusion, stop watching TV, movies or falsified images of any kind, and feel better about yourself.
The end.
Thanks Ubes, I knew you'd come through for me. And you're right too. I'm still over my healthy weight so I've gotta keep on keeping on but I'm tired of thinking that I'm nothing if I don't look a certain way. I'm really really tired of that.
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