I've learnt some very valuable lessons from the news the last few days...
- When travelling to Australia fom Asia, don't give the impression that you have bird flu if you have condoms full of heroin inside your person. They will take you to hospital, and you will be in trouble. They will not kill you, however, as they're not Thai and/or evil.
- Three kilos of ecstasy is alot of ecstasy, I believe. If you happen to be carrying it around with you in the car it's probably a good idea to stick to the speed limit and not attract the attention of police by driving 20kms over it.
- Never be George Michael.
- If a news story seems to have something to do with the British royal family, for the love of god and all that is holy, DON'T CLICK ON IT.
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Dammit! I clicked to read the story. It was just too darn tempting...
yes but i'm sure you had some brain cells to sacrifice on that piece of "news".
I thought the royal family story was going to have something to do with Charles' desire to be a tampon.
"When travelling to Australia fom Asia, don't give the impression that you have bird flu if you have condoms full of heroin inside your person. They will take you to hospital, and you will be in trouble...".
That IS god advice!
We have today added the "How to save a life" entry of your blog, to The-Best-Bird-Flu-Blogs section of our site.
Hope to have many more contributions from you, regarding the Bird Flu virus, which could well be a serious threat to us all.
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LMK: i'm intruiged, a little disgusted but mostly i think that's one of the funniest things i've ever read.
OK... I really am on the bird flu website. Kallun, I think the post title "How to save a life" just scored me some fame and fortune. Thank god no one stopped to read the blog and realise it is not helpful in preventing bird flu in any way.
I'm listening to that album right now.
i actually didn't know the song before using the post title. such is the genius of getting someone else to name your posts. rest assured i have since downloaded the song and am quite the fan.
you should get the rest of the album, it's all quite good.
I try not to keep heroin-filled condoms in my body. It's just a thing with me.
so what DO you fill the condoms with?
M&Ms
it's all about the texture, i guess.
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