Last night a bottle of vodka tried to kill me.
I hope to win the war, but at the moment I am focussing on winning one battle at a time. For example, I have not vomited - victory is mine! I fell asleep on the couch, fully clothed, on top of my pyjamas and hugging a blanket I had not yet unfolded - victory is vodka's. Besides the fact that my head is in the process of cracking into 5 pieces I seem to be doing OK now, and I am absolutely never drinking again until next weekend at my sister's 30th birthday party.
I hope to win the war, but at the moment I am focussing on winning one battle at a time. For example, I have not vomited - victory is mine! I fell asleep on the couch, fully clothed, on top of my pyjamas and hugging a blanket I had not yet unfolded - victory is vodka's. Besides the fact that my head is in the process of cracking into 5 pieces I seem to be doing OK now, and I am absolutely never drinking again until next weekend at my sister's 30th birthday party.
3 Comments:
Just vomit already. You'll lose the battle but win the war.
Don't do it Loz!
i always suspected as much. no angels were harmed, thank christ.
anyway i'm alive
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