C'mon Aussie, C'mon C'mon

Tonight our Socceroos play their first game in the World Cup '06... the whole country has gone soccer mad because it's the first time in 32 years that we've qualified to play.

Don't get excited, we've never won a World Cup match.

We've never even scored a World Cup goal.

And we just benched Harry Kewell.

Soccer is not our strong suit - even so, I'm quietly confident we can whip Japan tonight. Please cross your fingers for us.