"Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. This way to the cafeteria!"
Friday, May 26, 2006
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Well, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
So who's in this Pentaveret?
The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
HEAD! PANTS! NOW!
I'm glad to see someone knows where I'm going with this...
It's like an orange on a toothpick.
Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.
Where's Adria? She'd find this entertaining.
I feel I'm missing something very important.
I don't really know what's going on either, but I adapt to the situation.
Also, I love "So I married an axe murderer."
All will be revealed in good time.
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