Sunday, February 12, 2006
I'm Back
...and I know who has deleted me from their blogrolls.

In my absence from the Narrow Universe of Blog, I have:
  • Married Roger Federer
  • Won $21.4 million on Keno
  • Lost $1.4 million in small change, note to self 'check under the sofa cushions'
  • Been voted "World's Sexiest Woman" 3 times
  • Translated 138 Harlequin Romance novels into Aramaic
  • Discovered that there is a movie about the Brady Bunch in the White House
  • Marvelled at the new hats of handsome Anthony and strapping young TFG
  • Had my hands eaten off while feeding a dinosaur
  • Melted
So nice to see you again, non-deleters.


6 Comments:

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

you were greatly missed.

Glad to see you back!

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

I did not delete you. I simply moved you to MIA status as I was afraid your blog was going to become another porn site. Glad you're back.

Blogger Ubermilf said...

We love you Loz.

Blogger Loz said...

LMK: thank you, my lone fan!

Anthony: I also care for the hat a great deal.

Brooke: That's a reasonable fear. How could I be mad at you?

WBB: If there's anyone who understands disappearing from blogland, it's you. Nick Cave is a legend, and is it just me or has Johnny Cash kind of flooded the market recently?

Ubes: You complete me.

Blogger KJ said...

I deleted you. So there!

Blogger Loz said...

that's OK. i know where you live.
sleep with both eyes open.

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